We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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