im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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