I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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