Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
The uberlube is also flammable
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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