Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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