So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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