i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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