i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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