I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Randomize
