your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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