i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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