Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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