Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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