if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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