i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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