we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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