dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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