Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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