this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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