six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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