just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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