I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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