tell your sister to shave her snatch
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I need to calm my uterus...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize