I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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