It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
