If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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