Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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