hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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