Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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