How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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