I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
two words: eviction party
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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