Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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