Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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