i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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