Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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