he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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