I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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