and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
vagina is talking i cant
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
