Don't you send me to vm
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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