Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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