isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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