There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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