it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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