Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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