WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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