Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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