so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
All the doctor said was why
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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