So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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