with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We were destined to go to rehab together
Come share oat with me in your robe
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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