Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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