Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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