I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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