Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
