Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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