Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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