i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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