i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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