You made me cry and you don't even care
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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