I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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