omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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